If I start smoking and taking caffeine pills will I lose weight?
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You might lose weight but your life expectancy will drop a lot. Lung or esophageal cancer is not pretty.
Probably…but at the cost of your health.
Diet and exercise all the way.
Smoke pot. It’s healthier and more fun.
I think dieting and excersice will do you better.
Cancer has been known to take many pounds off.
Dead people loose weight fast!
Whatever happened to eating right and exercising?
Risk lung cancer and harm your body to lose weight?
no
stop eating high fat foods and exercise more will help a person lose weight
eat fat free foods
keep total calories per day under what you need
It’d be easier and healthier to just eat less (but healthily) and exercise more.
You’ll be a thin, jittery, and stink of cigarettes. Now, doesn’t that sound attractive?
you wont lose anyless weight, unless you actualy do something to make you sweat…like exercise. (which is healthy)
All that your doing is slowly killing yourself
The caffeine pills will help with the weight loss by removing excess water from your body. But why on earth would you give yourself lung cancer to loose weight. What happens if you get pregnant and you have to quit. You gain the pregnancy weight plus the weight you gain when you try to quit. DO NOT use smoking as a weight loss tool. You will just cause your bady more harm then good!
lol wtf. If you’re willing to put this much work into it you could just do it the right way and regulate your diet while exercising.
If you start smoking, you are a fool. I used to smoke and it is a nasty habit that will kill you. Please don’t start. I have not smoked for years and I look ten times better. Try a healthier method by eating more veggies, fish, and chicken. Avoid fattening foods and exercise.
Wow, something atheists and theists agree on–this is a bad plan.
You are likely to develop heart problems before you get cancer with the regimen you describe. Please don’t do this to yourself. Any doctor can help you lose weight without hurting your heart and lungs.
Add–also, those caffeine pills can get addictive.
Yes….you will likely lose weight. You should be aware however that cigarettes are VERY costly today (they just added a $.61 federal tax per pack the other day), and is not something most ladies like very much. LOL.
So you could lose a few pounds, but you will gain a very costly and very addictive habit, and it’s not likely to help much in the "hunting" department (of course it is also likely to shave a number of years off your life…but you probably knew that already).
You are far better off joining a gym and working it off (not as costly….women like it…extend your life and the quality of it).
You’ll end up looking like you’re seventy years old at age 30.
I doubt it. I can’t tell you how many overweight people I know who smoke and are addicted to caffiene (coffee, sodas, etc– well more than their fair share).
Rather than putting something so unhealthy into your body, why not just eat healthier foods, drink more water and exercises? These will give you more energy but you will feel good rather than jiggery and anxious.