How to avoid getting Carbonated Pee during massage?
I heard that if you get a really vigorous massage around your kidneys, that your pee can sometimes basically become carbonated, and it really hurts to urinate. Is this true? When I get a massage, can I just tell them to avoid my kidney area so that it won’t carbonate my pee?
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Here is the main thing that should answer your question: The area around your kidneys should be avoided (by the massage therapist) at all times anyway! They should make their strokes around your kidneys and never put heavy pressure on them, as that can easily cause damage to them. If they are NOT avoiding your kidneys, they are obviously not trained whatsoever and PLEASE go to someone who is heavily trained.
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. How do you suppose all that carbon dioxide is going to get into your pee? Especially if just getting a massage?
When I got punched in the kidneys and bladder repeatedly last year my urine got bloody and carbonated. It actually felt good coming out, like a massage. Tell your massage therapist to hit you really hard in the musty old bladder sack – you will not regret it.
Please say you’re not really that dumb…