Hemorrhoids?
I recently started to get hemorrhoids which quickly escalated into a monstrosity coming out of my @$$hole! The pain is unbearable. My girlfriend thinks its funny and even named it chuck. How can i get this big basta*d out of my crack?
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It is actually blood engorged swollen veins that have protruding from your bot. Chucky needs to be surgically removed, so see a Dr. In the meantime, make sure you don’t get constipated. Eat more fibre, drink lots of water. You can get lotions, gels and creams from the pharmacy to ease the pain and reduce the swelling. You dont need a prescription for these. Take a couple of panadol and rest with your legs raised. Don’t sit on very hard surfaces and don’t lift anything heavy.
Go to a doctor. They can give you medicine to help or "chuck might have to be removed.